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Journal Entry: Sat Dec 12, 2009, 1:53 AM

Way too much text... I need to put in a scroll bar... x_x

Me!

● B R I T I S H ○●

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (I HATE THAT SHOW WITH A PASSION. Could they be any more fake?)
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor. (Uh... should I know this 'Ben?' )
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Only in the privacy of my own... uh... mutterings under my breath...?)
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Not a chance. I don't eat anything.)
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Don't put the emus down! They're llamas too!)
[] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 2

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[] You wear flip flops all year. (I don't own flip flops. I find any article of clothing that someone could point to and be all like, 'hey, look at his thongs!' an article that I do not want on my person.)
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (MY POINT EXACTLY!!)
[X] You love a backyard Barbie. (I like the smell, but I don't eat grilled stuff.)
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (Lowercase X means moderately. See? I am ver-ver sneaky.)
[X] sometimes you swear without realizing. (That's a lie, goddammit!)
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned. (I was two summers ago, but my tan is almost completely gone from then. Funny it took so long to fade, though.)
[] You're a bit of a bogan. (Say what now)
[] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3.5

○● I T A L I A N ○●

[] The Sopranos is a great show. (Ha.)
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Hey, that's not my fault!)
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.(Urrhhmmmm... might have? At some point?)
[] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Don't eat meat. *that kind any way)
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Well, it's half. I have black hair, but I have light blue eyes.)
[] You speak some Italian. (Guh? Speak some as in, yeah, sure, I know how to say, 'I said I didn't want cheese in my sub!' Ahaha... no I jest. I know how to say sweet. That's the only word I know.)
[] You are under 5'10". (Hrrrmmmm.... well, my female-self is, but my male-self isn't)
[] You know what an Italian horn is. (Kinky?)
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (SCREW THAT. Only my mommy's spaghetti. And Pizza Hut pan pizza.)
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 1

○● S P A N I S H ○●

[] You say member instead of Remember. (I like to eee-nuhn-see-ate.)
[] You speak Spanish or some. (I am German. I love my German. I would not cheat on my German with Spanish.)
[] You like tacos. (I don't like lettuce. I don't like onions. I don't like diced tomatoes. I don't like hamburger meat. I like salsa and the shells. So... um... heh...)
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Fuck NO) (I didn't write that response right there, but that was my initial though so I'll leave it. )
[] You are dark skinned. (When I was like three I was über tan.)
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Woohoo for me.)
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (Uh... when I'm on my medicine. Which is every day from 5 AM to [holy jesus is it really 4:28 AM right now?] apparently 4:28 AM.)
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (...shut up)
[X] You know what platanos are. (Much as I love my German, I do remember a lot of the Spanish I learned at my elementary cyberschool.)

Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (No but it would be AWESOME if I did. Maybe I should start pronouncing it that way...)
[X] You get short tempered. (That's my whole persona.)
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Scoff! Who doesn't!)
[X] You get cold easily. (When it's cold out )
[X] Rain is fun for you. (As long as I'm not driving in it behind a freaked out woman in a dinky car going 5 mph in a 55 mph zone)
[X] You get into contests all the time. (Spur of the moment ones, not really organized ones because I always forget or I don't finish my entry.)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (LOVE the cold weather. Around 23°C, 45°F is my ideal temperature.)

Total: 6

○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best. (It tastes bad and it should feel bad.)
[X] You have a bad temper. (Extremely. I have a terrible temper. I tend to break things when I get angry, which sucks because later on it's always the stuff I really shouldn't have broken.)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (My last name is German!)
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Blue, of course. I dunno if that's from the Irish in me though. It's a mixture of a bunch of cultures.)
[X] You like the colour green. (Was my favorite colour for more than half my life.)
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (Tsch! JA! Tons of 'em.)
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (Am I my own family member? If not, there's... well... everyone else in my family.)
[] You have red hair. (No, thank gawd.)
[X] You have/had freckles. (Stupid sun... Well they're only on the bridge of my nose and they're barely even visible.)
[] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing. (Well, my dad's family contains only alcoholics... so...)

Total: 6

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You say nigganukka casually. (...the hell?)
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap. (Despise.)
[] You know how to shoot a gun. (Um... do I? Hmm...)
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (EX PRESIDENT THANK THE DECLARATION!!)
[x] You like chicken. (Again, moderately.)
[] You like watermelon. (Hate it.)
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●

[] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot. (I need rice to eat my Chinese food.)
[X] You are good at math. (Damn straight. HEY THAT'S RACIST.)
[X] You have played the piano. (I can't actually play piano, but I can play Für Elise.)
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Only at school. On the rare occasion that I accidentally laugh at something that someone who isn't a friend of mine said or did.)
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4 (And I when I speak my mouth doesn't move the right way! And I say 'Goziwwa!!'

○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread. (LOVE BREAD.)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (IT'S FICKEN AWESOME!)
[X] You speak some German. (DAS STIMMT! Ich liebe Deutsch! Ich will immer Deutsch sprechen.)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. (Wer weiss nicht was das Schnitzel ist?)
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you. (Ich hassee dumme Menschen.)
[X] You went to Pre-school (Warum wäre es mir nicht?)
[X] You're over 5'2". (Offensichtlich.)

Total: 7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[] You like/play/played hockey. (Hahaha. Funny.)
[] You love beer.
[X] You say "eh". (Yeah, yeah I do... but it's okay, cause I don't do it just to mimick Canadians.)
[] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French. (Bonjour. Como se va? Très bien, merci. Et toi? Voulez-vous couchez avec moi? ... does that count? I know a song in french, too.)
[] You love Tim Horton's. (Tim Horton's what?)
[] At one point you lived in a farm house. (Only ever lived right smack dab in this exact house I'm in right now.)
[X] You watch/watched Degrassi. (...well come on, who hasn't at one point? They say 'aboot!' )

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You hate foreigners. (HOLY CRAP NO. If there weren't foreigners I'd kill myself... no wait, no! I'd be happier if there weren't foreigners because then I would be living in Germany right now. Oh wait... crap, no I'd still be living here... or worse, in France! Or WORSE!! IN FRENCH-CANADA!!! Or... I'd probably not exist since all the people in my family are from different places, so the German wouldn't have married the French person and the Native American wouldn't have.... or whatever... I don't know who was with who... In any case, I'm partially a foreigner. I can't stand people that aren't even partially Native American that say they hate foreigners. Um, yeah, hello? You're the foreigner here. Another thing! You're=you are, yourossessive!! STUPID AMERICANS. I dunno why I felt the need to say that but... the more you know!)
[] You hate non-Christians. (HA. I'm not Christian. I don't hate myself. I actually kind of hate Christians. They're so self-righteous, assuming everyone else is Christian. Yeah, in one of my classes the other day, my teacher compared something to wafers you get in church, just thinking we'd all know what she meant. And you know what? I was the only one who didn't know wtF!!! she was talking about. Yeah, just assume everyone else the same as you. Sure. Whatever. No one is different, we're all robots programmed to act and think exactly alike. That's why people fight and have wars and kill each other. ---I'm continuing my rant inside my head right now, so you will be spared.)
[X] You're lazy. (Well that's what being American is, right?)
[] You hate abortion. (My neighbors on directly next to my house both have license plates that say pro-life. I want to get one that says anti-life.)
[X] But love death penalty. (Absolutely. They deserve to die. But I'm NOT a conservative or Republican. Republicans suck, but then so do a lot of Democrats. Uh... I just hate people in general.)
[] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart. (I used to like Wally World, but when it morphed into Walter World my visits have lowered to about once per week)
[] You think this survey is rather biased. (What's biased about it? It's just taking all of the stereotypes about every culture and combining them to see how you stack up to the culture's generally false stereotypes. Jesus it's difficult to type with only one hand. My other hand is petting my pussy. She's a little angry with me for exposing her downstairs so she keeps hissing and growling if I stop petting her. And trying to run.)

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●

[X] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (I GROW MANY THINGS!)
[X] You like french fries. (They float my boat and I sink theirs. HA. Joke. Get it? Cause french fries are... oh, nevermind. Pah. Watch a movie every once in a while.)
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (IT IS A FACT.)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian. (I'm only 17. I shouldn't know that. Since I don't live in Germany goddammit.)
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles. (I like all waffles. I don't discriminate.)
[x] You call a pub or bar a café. (T_T on the rare occasion)
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (They suck HXC. I think. I dunno. I hate football. I like football, though. [aka 'soccer'] Get it? That was one of the things up there.)
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Ohoho yes I do, now that I know stuff about it thanks to my Government class.)

Total: 7

○● D U T C H ○●

[X] You like the colour orange. (Cha. My favorite Jew's favorite colour is orange.)
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. (Pshaw. Rarely ever. What!? YOU THINK I'M LYING!?! I'LL SHOW YOU LYING! C'MERE!)
[] You have a cheerful nature. (Define cheerful)
[] You like the sea. (I would kill it if it was a sentient being. You can't drink it and you can't breathe it. What good is it to me!?)
[] You are good at building handi-work projects. (I would be if I didn't have such a temper. I tend to break things when they don't work right. OMG I'm not like Annie Wilkes though... I don't chop people's feet off!)
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 2

○● A R A B ○●

[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English". (I don't tend to use 3's in everyday conversation...)
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. (No, but I do think they're extremely hot. Except for German. But only a woman. Bad experience with a woman that had a German accent. Desperately wish I could block it from my memory, but it will haunt me for the rest of my life. And she has no ficken idea that she GEFICKT ME UP.)
[X] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes. (I'm lazy, okay?)
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (HATE FISH! HATE!!!)
[] You are tanned. (Was tanned.)
[X] You have a black hair. (HO YAH. But... I have more than one. I have like a kajillion of 'em.)
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin " (No, it's German. No, my last name isn't the word 'German,' it's a German last name.)
[X] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. (Oh yes. I love to show off. Unfortunately, when I do it only depresses me because no one is ever happy for me when I finally get something nice. They get angry at me for daring to ever get anything nice. I don't deserve anything good, I guess...)
[] You dislike reading. (Fick das Scheiβe. I love reading.)

Total: 3

I am:
16% German
14% Russian
11% Irish
11% Belgian
7% Asian
7% Spanish
7% Australian
6% American
5% Arab
4% Canadian
4% British
3% Dutch
3% African-American
2% Italian

HOLY CRAP. It's 5:30!? I need to go take my medicine... crap...

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